Pamela Anderson Claims Vegans Make The Best Lovers

The cause of this affliction? ‘Porn and PlayStation’, the Baywatch star believes.

The former Baywatch actor was commiserating the demise of society by taking to Twitter, of course, to talk about the ‘slippery slope’ of modern men, who are not engaged with the world but spend their time watching porn and playing video games.

At the end of the series of tweets – which seem to be in the form of some post-modern poetry (she’s obviously a big fan of enjambment) – Pamela also claims that ‘vegans make the best lovers’, and adds ‘it’s proven’.

Taking to Twitter on Sunday, January 20, Pamela wrote:

Empty Head disease

Porn and PlayStation
We’ve lost many good men to this
GONE
No return.

Talk to our children
As young adults we can make our own choices.
But,
it’s a slippery slope

I [pray] kids can be brave
rebel against it all.

Nightmare

She added:

The worst lovers watch porn –
numb,
desensitized ..
needing
more
and more variety
even violent ..

Porn is not what love looks like

Brave
and radical men who read
and who are engaged in the world are sexy.

Vegans make the best lovers – it’s proven